Forward features request (1 of 300,000)

Phonecall: 'do you have a forward features list'

'No, we use a website called response source. If you sign up there, and tick the little box, it'll be sent to you as and when it's announced.'

Pause.

'Could you send it to me?'

Sigh.

'No, we use response source. Sign up to that, and...'

'Could you spell that for me?'

'Response source?'

'Yes'

'Responssse. Soouuuurrrce.'

'Yes, could you spell that?'

'Ok. R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E...'

'Sorry, could you say that again? R-E-S-P-O-N-E...'

'R-E-S-P-O-N...'

'R-E-P-O?'

'ARR. EEE. ESSS. PEEE. OH. ENN. ESSS. EEE.'

'Oh! RESPONSE SOURCE!'

'Yes.'

'Could you send that over to me?'

GRRRR.......

I am here because...

I've had one too many calls from idiotic PRs... I think it's time to chronicle their idiocies.